| Brittany S Pierce updated her status - "I was reading articles online about how people say that a womens "g-spot" is a myth but i found Santanas like 2 years ago.. so does that mean that Santana has a mythical creature in her vagina? Like a unicorn only its power is that it makes her scream my name?" | |
| Rachel Berry: | I've been sitting here staring at my computer screen for the past 10 minutes trying to figure out what to say about this... Wow Brit. Wow. |
| Quinn Fabray and Holly Holiday like this. | |
| Noah Puckerman: | Britt, you need to teach me your ways! The puckmeister is a sex shark, no doubt but the magical G is something few men find. I need a lesson my lezbro! |
| Sam Evans likes this. | |
| Mike Chang: | First of all, Santana is going to go balls to the wall when she sees this, second of all sign me up for this lesson. |
| Tina Cohen-Chang likes this. | |
| Blaine Anderson: | Life is so much easier being gay, i don't have to worry about stuff like that. |
| Kurt Hummel: | Since you're a bottom you really don't have to worry about anything, isn't that right Blaine? |
| Sam Evans: | G spot is overrated my bro's! All you need is some good bean flickin' and you're good to go. |
| Noah Puckerman, Finn Hudson and 5 others like this. | |
| Blaine Anderson: | How may times have we talked about this Kurt, you don't like it in the ass, where else am i supposed to put it!? |
| Noah Puckerman: | Whoaaa! That's more than i ever needed to know about gay sex in my entire life. Also Sam, what the hell is a bean? |
| Quinn Fabray: | Holy shit Brittany, San is going to KILL you. Sam, you're a virgin so you can stop acting like a big man, Puck, if you're going to be a "lezbro" you have to know what a bean is. Urban Dictionary it. |
| Brittany S Pierce and Lord Tubbington like this. | |
| Rachel Berry: | Quinn.. have... have i found your spot yet? |
| Artie Abrams: | If you have to ask, the answer is no! #faberryfail |
| Noah Puckerman likes this. | |
| Santana Lopez: | Im just going to assume i'm having a terrible TERRIBLE nightmare right now because i know my girlfriend would not put this on facebook. |
| Holly Holiday, Lord Tubbington and 56 others like this. | |
| Noah Puckerman: | BUSTED! Also, you must really like calling Brittany your gf because you say it all the damn time now. |
| Sam Evans: | I've been waiting for someone to point that out! #preach! |
| Artie Abrams likes this. | |
| Mercedes Jones: | Why the hell are you jackasses hash tagging. This ain't twitter. Sam we need to talk about who's bean you been flickin' |
| Santana Lopez and Rachel Berry like this. | |
| Brittany S Pierce: | Tana!! Don't be mad, i was just really confused and you weren't picking up your phone. |
| Holly Holiday: | Next time shoot me a text sweet cheeks. I don't want Santana going all lima heights on her pretty blonde love machine. |
| Santana Lopez: | You're lucky i love you Britt and Holly i'd never hurt my girlfriend. |
| Noah Puckerman: | 2 TIMES IN ONE POST! |
| Artie Abrams: | #girlfriendproblems |
| Mercedes Jones: | Enough with the hash tags! |
| Rachel Berry: | I need to do some research of my own i think. |
| Santana Lopez: | Berry you go do your research while Britt and I experiment ;) |
| Brittany S Pierce likes this. |
Never needed anyone but Glee.
→ Ask me anything
I'm Fee, a Gleek from Germany. I love Chris Colfer and Dianna Agron more then anything else in this world.
Faberry and Klaine are my OTPs.
Faberry and Klaine are my OTPs.
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Glee Club Facebook || Brittany Overshares, Again.
I don’t think the Glee writers have ever been to a graduation.
I’m not sure the Glee writers have ever been to real life.
(via flaminghemo)
| Kurt: | i didn't get in. |
| Me: | what |
| Tumblr: | what. |
| internet: | what |
| world: | what |
| obama: | what |
| rick santorum: | what |
| llama: | what |
| God: | WHAT |
| God: | That's it people. I'm starting the Apocalypse right now. |
Guess who’s doing another Giveaway!
When I fangirl, I tend to hoard and my mom is making me get rid of duplicates…Selling things is too complicated for me, so I’m giving it away.This is two giveaways in one though.
One winner will get: Glee the Music
- 1-7
- Journey to Regionals
- The Power of Madonna
- Presents the Warblers
- Love Songs
- The Rocky Horror Glee Show
- The Christmas Album Volume 1 and 2
- And the Concert Movie
*All CDs have been used but are in near perfect condition, the only wear being on the cases*
The other winner will recieve:
- Starship DVD
- Starship CD
- Space Tour DVD
- Space Tour CD
- Very Potter Musicals CD
- Human EP
- Dress and Tie single
- Signed Apocolyptour picture
- Official HMB picture from C2E2
- HMB slap bracelet
- Apocolyptour slap bracelet
- Starkid Headband
- And Pink Starkid Sunnies
RULES/GUIDELINES
- Because this is a lot, I want to thank my followers, so you do need to be following me
- I also want to try and keep this as fair as possible, so no contest only blogs
- Likes DO count
- You can reblog as many times as you want, but please try not to spam your followers, it gets annoying.
- I will ship anywhere.
- The first winner to respond will get the choice of which package they want
- And good luck :)
*Winners will be chosen on June 30th by a random number generator. Make sure your ask boxes are open so I can message you. The winners will have 24 hours to respond before I pick someone else.*
(via chocolateandrain)
